I Am Not Always an Asshole - Men's Birthday Shirt
I Am Not Always an Asshole - Men's Birthday Shirt
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Bliss Birthday Shirts Size Chart
Gildan 5000 T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Comfort Colors Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 | - |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 | - |
| Sleeve length, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 | - |
Long Sleeves Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 34.00 | - |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 30.00 | - |
| Sleeve length, in | 26.93 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 27.95 | 28.35 | 28.74 | 29.13 | - |
Hoodie and Zip Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Sweatshirts
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Note: Size tolerance: 1.5 in. Kindly double-check your size before placing an order. As all our products are made-to-order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection.
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Description
Description
Celebrate in Style with Unique Birthday Shirts
Stand Out on Your Special Day
At Bliss Birthday Shirts, we believe everyone deserves to feel special on their birthday. Our "I Am Not Always an Asshole - Men's Birthday Shirt" is the perfect way to showcase your unique personality while celebrating your big day. Made from high-quality materials, these birthday shirts are both comfortable and durable, ensuring you look and feel great all day long.
Custom T-Shirts for Every Personality
We understand that your birthday is a reflection of who you are. That's why our custom t shirts offer a personalized touch to help you express yourself. Whether you're hosting a birthday bash or just enjoying a quiet day with loved ones, this shirt adds a dose of humor that everyone will appreciate.
Why Choose Bliss Birthday Shirts?
- Superior Quality: Our birthday shirts are made from 100% premium cotton, offering softness and comfort.
- Custom Designs: We offer a range of designs to fit every personality, ensuring your shirt is as unique as you are.
- Perfect Fit: Available in multiple sizes, our custom t shirts are crafted to ensure a perfect fit for every body type.
- Easy Care: These birthday shirts are machine-washable, making them easy to care for and long-lasting.
Make Your Birthday Unforgettable
Don’t settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary. Invest in a Bliss Birthday Shirt to make your next birthday truly memorable. With our custom t shirts, you're not just wearing a piece of clothing; you're wearing a statement.
Order your "I Am Not Always an Asshole - Men's Birthday Shirt" today and celebrate in style!
Material
Material
Shipping
Shipping
Estimated production time + Shipping Times
+ Production time: 1-3 business days.
- We will provide tracking information after production. (It may take longer during the holiday seasons).
+ Shipping Times
- United States: 4-8 business days (Starting 26-SEP 2024, enjoy faster delivery with shipping times reduced to just 3-5 business days!)
(Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and unincorporated territories of the US can take an additional business days).
- Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, EU 5-10 Days
- World Wide 10-30 Days
🚨 Exciting Update! 🚨
We’re now offering express shipping for select colors and sizes! 🎉
✨ Eligible Colors: Black, White, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Athletic Heather
✨ Available Sizes: S → 3XL
✨ Delivery Time: Just 2-3 days!
Order your favorites now and enjoy quicker delivery on these options! 🚚✨
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Frequently Asked Questions
What if my package is lost or damaged during shipping?
We offer free Package Protection on all orders. If your package is lost, stolen, or damaged during transit, please contact us, and we’ll ensure a replacement is sent to you at no extra cost.
How do I wash and care for my t-shirt?
To keep your shirt looking its best:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly over the design
How long will it take to receive my order?
Our typical processing time is 1-3 business days. Once shipped, delivery usually takes 3-5 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order ships.
What payment methods do you accept?
Currently, we accept all major credit cards, Apple Pay and Paypal.
Do you offer custom designs?
Yes! We specialize in print-on-demand (POD) t-shirts. If you’d like a personalized design, simply contact us, and we’ll work to create something special just for you.
Let customers speak for us
Perfect, just what I was looking for
This shirt was an amazing gift for my aunt’s 60th. She couldn’t stop smiling when she saw it.
Surpassed my expectations for our 60th birthday trip.
Great quality both material & printing. Sizing good too. Quick delivery. Definitely order again.
I love my shirt! Showing support for VP Harris!
Shirt is exactly what I wanted.
I love my shirt! And it goes perfectly with my Friends theme birthday! Don't mind my face, just shocked I'm turning 40.
Love!
I am so excited about this shirt!!! I cannot wait to wear it for my birthday!!! I love the show friends and when I ran across this I was so happy!!! Thank you so much!!!
Good quality and fit.
Great product wore it on birthday made people laugh
Great value for money, arrived super fast. Really good quality t shirt and fit true to size.
Bliss Birthday Shirts was easy to work with, quick to respond, and the shirts turned out great! I can't wait to surprise my sister. I would definitely purchase from her again!
Love love love this tshirt
I love my shirt! Received many compliments ✨️,. It's soft. The colors are great. Arrive on time.
